Thursday, July 28, 2011

You're Fired

I am a natural born American Citizen and an American Taxpayer, and therefore, your boss.  I have just completed your annual performance review.  Based on my comprehensive study vis-a-ve your job performance and the state of our government while entrusted to your care, and after very careful consideration, I am sorry to inform you that your services are no longer required.
Please have your personal effects removed from your government offices and vacate the premises by midnight tomorrow.  I fully trust this will not become a difficult issue and security personnel will not have to become involved.
Plainly put, you are all fired effective immediately.

Yours, sincerely,

David J. Roth
American Citizen
Your employer
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