Monday, November 8, 2010

Trails - Part IV

Forest primeval
floor of hunter green moss
and mountain laurel
towering oak, old when the
earth was young
maple the color of wildfire
and ferns, shoulder high
the fuzzy tips of their tongues
curled in whispered sneer
surround me.

A solitary beam of golden light
peers through a hole in gilded cotton sky
the color of slate,
reaching, like a lonely finger
through a tear in space and time
as if to spotlight my wanderlust
and transmit its findings
back to the mother ship.
The piercing sliver seers my retina
only to take cover in the ghostly mist
before it can be taken and held prisoner below.

I hear the crisp bark of a red fox
somewhere below, toward the valley
a she-fox, I deduce from the
from the cacophony of tiny yelps
that follow the initial snap.
A muted rustle of leaves
precedes, if only by moments,
the sudden shower of acorns
and impudent chitter of rebuke
from the tangle of heavy limbs
above my furrowed brow.
The chittering ends abruptly
when I presume acceptance
and join in laughter at the joke
only to be answered
by sounds of tiny, clawed scurrying feet.

I amble on,
ignoring the trusty compass
strapped to my wrist,
I travel by instinct to a place
far distant from whence I began;
a destination unknown to me
but felt with a yearning
that crowds that place
of obsession steadfastly defended
by lost sailors and woodsmen
in the cinema of my dreams.
A siren’s whisper promises
in echoes in my mind
that the place to which I journey
like love, will be known to me
when the final step is made.

E-Books and the Big House Publishers


After being a holdout for a long time, relatively speaking, I decided to take the plunge.  I purchased an e-Book reader.  The Sony Pocket Reader 300, to be precise.  I also purchased the hard back cover with built in reading light because honestly, who only reads during daylight hours, or where there is adequate ambient light available?  Certainly not me.
It has proven to be a good move for me.  Mostly.  I currently have forty titles installed, if I include my own work.  The booklet says it will hold over 300.  Right now this pocket sized device contains the equivalent of  about three shelves of the bookcase in my living room.  Additionally, I have a handicap that makes it necessary for me to require both hands to read a book and turn the pages.  E-readers let me accomplish the task single-handedly.
I subsidize my income by writing book reviews, primarily focusing on self-published, little known, mostly local writers.  Many of them are willing to give me a copy of their book in exchange for the review.  I am not an easy reviewer.  In fact, I tend to be very critical, especially where editing is concerned, but that’s another topic already covered here.
A new trend I am seeing is that self published authors have already locked into the idea of multi-format e-Book publishing for their work, with mediums like PayPal® for remittance.  An increasing number of writers are sending me their books in e-Book format.
Pity that the big imprints and national chains don’t get this.
Last night I was browsing Fictionwise,  Barnes & Noble’s only outlet that does accept PayPal® for payment.  But there is a catch, and that’s point one of this commentary.  The lion’s share of the better known authors are only available in the locked B&N exclusive ‘free’ reader format.  The Lost Symbol, for example, by Dan Brown, was not available in multi format.  What that means is that while I could still purchase and download the book, if I wanted to read it, I was locked to my notebook computer.  That sort of defeats the purpose of getting an e-Book reader.  Oh, I could get the book from the Sony e-Book store, but Sony doesn’t accept PayPal®.
Part two of the rant is pricing.  It is mostly based on hardcover retail pricing.  In most cases e-Books sell for about half to two third of the hardcover price.  The absurdity here is two-fold.  First, once the original electronic copy from which the hard cover books are printed is coded for e-publishing,  any additional cost to the publisher to make it multiple formats is negligible.  Second, if you’re patient enough to wait for the mass market paperback edition, the book can be purchased for between 25% and 35% of hardcover.
I’m not arguing that e-Book should be a free medium, but personally I’m more inclined to pay $8.00 for a paperback than I am to pay $15.00 for the same book in electronic reader format.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Trails - Part III


Jack Frost has preceded me
whose sparkling brush has painted the edges
of green mountain fern and freeze dried leaves
arrayed in faded colors and brittle spines
like fallen soldiers of some long forgotten battle.
Fog the weaves a trail of its own
as I pant staccato rhythm to keep my pace
fades into the milky haze of highland mist
and beads of salt flavored effort
drip from the waterlogged band of my hat
tracing tiny rivers of exhaustion
each brackish trickle
begs me to suspend the journey
even if only
to quench my thirst
and sate my hunger.

I pause long enough
to still the temporal cry for sustenance
and return to the trail, the demons
of hunger and thirst sated
while other demons
darker
colder
unrelenting
demons of the heart and soul
suffer me no such relief.

War drums from centuries long dead
the cry of warriors ling since
returned to dust
the smoldering memory of
smoke and ashes assail me at every turn
and with every step.
I hear the weeping of souls
who linger, balanced on the precipice of eternity
afraid to proceed, unable to turn back
their destiny mixed as if in blood
dotting the path I wander aimlessly upon
afraid to proceed
unable
to
turn
back.

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Trails - Part II

II.

Frosted  promises
hint at what lies ahead
the clear sky warming towards
magenta as the sun dips
behind the ridge on the far side
of the sleepy, deep valley.

Beneath  the first twinkle of starlight
I stretch my bed between
two low hanging oaken cloak hooks
high enough above the tiny clearing
to look down on any midnight passers by
but low enough that should nature call
in the inky darkness, and I forget
where I am, the fall won’t do permanent damage.
I drift into the sky-borne oceans
of Captain Hook, Mr. Smee, and the Jolly Roger
as they set sail
second star to the right
and straight on to morning,
as the soothing song of the whippoorwill
night owl and mountain cricket
blend in harmonious symphony
I catch a different sound in the ghostly wind,
as the distant drums of Chippewa, Cherokee, and Choctaw
fill my restless dreams.

I wonder if the path before me
steals through stealthy lanes
silently trod by feather clad Iroquois
in midday hunting raids
or Algonquin in search
of white man’s scalp.
Would my careful steps
further bury the ancient remains of
a shattered flint arrowhead
or the elk horn handle
of an knife that once skinned
hare, deer or black bear.

Did the small clearing
beneath my canvas loft
once breath with the regal discourse
of tribal elders as they sat around a fire
turning meat on a spit
and passing the still smoldering pipe.
Are the tell-tale signs I think I see
in the broken twigs and pressed moss
signs of night visitors
or simply the improvisations
of an overly active imagination?

My bag repacked,
breakfast of deer jerked some season passed
boiled chicory root for drink
and my canteen refilled
from a nearby weeping rock formation
the time has come to leave this place
of brief but solemn respite
and continue the endless journey
to that place
I seek
but
do
not
know.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Trails


Trails
By David Roth
© 5th November, 2010

One step
two
three and more
each melding into the next.

Ancient canvas backpack
buckled to the rigid aluminum frame.
Compass on my wrist
Swiss knife on my leg
canteen clipped to the old
webbed belt
with the pressure clamp buckle
broad brimmed hat
to keep the sun from my eyes
and a six-foot length of
weeping green poplar
for a walking stick
as uncertain as its carrier.

Deer, perhaps,
or maybe elk or bear
but probably raccoon or chipmunk
blaze a path through virgin pine
and not quite ripe elderberry
laid out on a blanket of dried leaves
mouse droppings
and velvet green moss.

Boots laced above my ankle
eyes darting, nostrils flared
and wildly imaginative ears
search the forest around me
wondering if hunter or prey.

Stepping toe to heel
careful to shield
the sound of my passage
masking the unknown with
anxious awareness
of the invisible world
hidden in the brush.

Things that growl.
Things that creep.
Things that slither.

Tip-toeing headlong
into a foreign universe
where one poorly placed step
could land a thousand feet below
I am without hope or understanding
but that the trails
wherever they may lead
 beckon.

Bearing the accumulated detritus
 of my life
in a canvas bag on my back
I
must
follow.

I
have
no
choice.

Shadow of the Arch - Review


The story you are about to see (read) is true.  Only the names have been changed to protect the idiots.  I mean innocents.  Not many people my age can forget hearing Jack Webb’s deadpan iconic voice utter those words in the persona of his Sgt. Joe Friday character each week at the start of every new episode of Dragnet, or his equally deadpan drone “Just the facts, Ma’am.”
I was carried back to those days of the small, circular black and white screen of my youth while reading former Saint Louis Detective Ken Dye’s book, Shadow of the Arch, ISBN 978-0-9821654-0-9, ©2008 by Ken Dye and Peppertree Press.
I’m not saying Ken’s characters, modeled after himself and his former partner, are really anything like the almost lifeless, no-nonsense Friday and Gannon.  To the contrary, all they really have in common is that they were cops, the stories in Dye’s book, like those on Webb’s show, are real, and also like Gannon and Friday, Sloan and Falimoso, the names Dye gives himself and his partner, live to get the bad guys.  I mean, really live to get the bad guys.
And as for the stories, forget Mickey Spillane.  Forget Alex Cross.  Forget Lucas Davenport.  These guys are the real deal and not figments of a creative fiction writer.  They lived it, and danger aside, loved doing it!
Ken has a flair for making mundane cop work interesting and even a little fun.  If I were 30 years younger, I think reading Shadow of the Arch would make me want to be a cop.  His stories are alive with the real insider’s perspective on how the job of keeping the bad guys off the streets really gets done, and Dye doesn’t take himself too seriously in the telling.  In fact, sometimes he’s even a little irreverent.
If there is a problem with the book, I found it in only two areas.  First, numerous editing errors.  Second, while I love a good running gag – I mean really love a good running gag, and Ken has two of them, there was one too many.  “God Bless You Lad” in all its iterations never got old.  The bit about Nate and the smoke from his “cheap cherry flavored pipe tobacco leaving the office smelling like a heard of buffalo had just run through it and left calling cards behind,” got old after about the third time, and especially where it appears in consecutive paragraphs.
Other than that, I have no complaints, and would love to read more of the adventures of St. Louis’s favorite Narcs.
Shadow of the Arch, by Tampa writer Ken Dye gets 4 of 5 stars from this writer, and can be found at the Author’s web page and Amazon.com.
And, as Falimoso would say, “God bless you, Lad.”

Monday, November 1, 2010

Snowbirds

The first Snowbird of the Season stepped out to get her paper this morning and saw her shadow.  That means seven more weeks of Autumn.
We had ten Trick-or-treater’s yesterday.  Must be old farts don’t bother dressing up and begging for candy down here.
We were the ‘old farts’ back in Pittsburgh.  Down here we’re actually the young upstarts.
We do get snow in our area in the winter, if you count the color of the hair on the heads of the Snowbirds.  Those who still have any.
There are two seasons in Florida.  Hurricane Season, and Snowbird Season.  Hurricanes are only slightly less predictable, but Snowbirds in tricked out Escalades are probable more dangerous.
Tomorrow is Election Day in the US, and The Day of the Dead in Mexico.  I might have that backwards.
If Democrats wait until Wednesday so they avoid long lines at the polling centers, their votes count twice.  Not certain about Snowbirds.
Dear Wife’s Ninja Farting cat thinks any unattended glass of water anywhere in the house has been left there for her.  Today’s lucky pot at the end of the rainbow was sitting on my computer desk, where Stinky Cat knows she is not permitted to lollygag around.  After her visit, I drained about ¼ cup from my keyboard by tipping it on end and blowing it with a can of air.  Several keys still don’t work.  For them, I must reach up to the Notepad computer to which the $50 Microsoft Ergonomic Keyboard 4000 is externally attached.  Sort of defeats the purpose of the easier to use keyboard.
Killing the Ninja Farting cat isn’t really an option.  She belongs to DW, and the MIL likes her.  I’m outnumbered unless she has some sort of unexplained freak accident, like falling asleep in the microwave or something.
How in the world does one loss drop you 9 places in the polls when one win only moves you up two or three?
Steelers with Little Ben aren’t as good as Pittsburghers think they are.  They were 3-1 under Charley Batch, and 1-1 with Little Ben.  They would have been 0-2 under Little Ben but for some very favorable calls from a Pittsburgh based officiating crew at the game in Miami.
Snowbird officials will screw it up every single time.
It looks like I’m stuck with the old Device OS for my Blackberry.  T-Mobile does something that makes the device not compatible with the upgrade, so they won’t support it.  RIM won’t support it because T-Mobile won’t support it, even though it runs just fine on the same devices when sold to Verizon, Sprint, AT&T, etc.  RIM says I can download the upgrade from their web site, but if it kills the phone again, they only support they will offer is reverting it back.  That took about 13 hours last time.
T-Mobile says they’ll sell me a device upgrade for $80 with a two year contract extension.  That will cost me about $3,100 over the life of the contract.
Support reps I spoke with are located in Colorado (T-Mobile) Ontario, Canada (RIM) and Newfoundland, Canada (RIM).
Snowbirds.  Kinds figures, doesn’t it?