I suppose it is
as perfect a day as I could want. I was going to say ‘ask for’ but that would
mean ending a sentence on a preposition (or perhaps a proposition) and me being
a writer and all, well, there you have it. Such things simply aren’t done in
polite society.
On the other
hand, no one has ever actually successfully convicted me of following the rules,
and let’s be honest. You’re not exactly polite society! Well, Perhaps Miss Sarah, but that’s all. That
one is even open to reasonable doubt because most of you who will eventually
read this are also writers. We are not only born to if not outright break the rules,
at least fracture them here and there.
So perhaps,
after all I could just say ‘it’s as perfect a day as I could ask for’ and let
it go.
I suppose you
want a clarification. Or possibly a qualification. Perhaps even some other –tion
of which I am unaware. Whatever.
It is presently
15:37:30 on 28 November, 2011. It is 62.8°f (17.1°c if you are so inclined. Generally
speaking I am not) and there is still the steady fall of light rain that has persisted
since before my rude awakening this morning at the hands (paws?) of my wife’s
BAC (work it out on your own, won’t you?) who had selected that precise moment
to go from the floor on my wife’s side of the bed to the bathroom on my side of
the bed, in which are located both the kitty potty and food and water bowls. For
whatever reason, the wee beastie believes that the direct overland route is
preferable to simply walking around the bed, and is in no way deposed to being concerned
that in so choosing, she is trampling the sleeping form of the other human who
occupies that space during darkness.
But now you
ask, what in all of that make the day perfect, for surely being nearly
bludgeoned first awake and then into self-righteous agony and irritation by an
only marginally domesticated feline of disreputable origin does not qualify,
and I would reply that it is indeed both a wise observation as well as a
brilliantly conceived question.
(Bright soul
that you are, you will have no doubt already perceived that I am fluent in
sarcasm).
It is, of
course, the rain. The cool, refreshing, devilishly delicious, darkly delightful
tap dance of rain steadily thrumming the aluminum awnings covering each window
of our humble west central Florida domicile. It is most divinely delicious in
the sun room where there are enough well placed frighteningly efficient open windows
to create a cross breeze. They normally dampen the sonorous dance of rain
pixies when closed, so this is a genuine delight. It is a little cooler in the
house because of this, but I suppose that’s why God invented cotton fleece,
after all.
A good book, a
steaming mug of Earl Grey, the pitter-patter of music on the awning, and all is
very much right with the world. All that’s missing is Michael Flatley telling
Barbra Walters that he’s the best dancer in the world after each sweeping brush
of sea scented downpour. Oh wait – I don’t really miss that part!
I have always
maintained that I prefer a cool day that requires a long sleeve shirt and
perhaps fleece leggings to a hot day in which no matter what you remove, you
still sweat. This is one such day. Cool temperature, light steady even rain, good
book, Earl Gray and a hot bowl of homemade soup for dinner. And the company of
a good friend – my best friend – and her BAC.
2 comments:
Definitely my kind of day. Enjoy it for me.
you betcha!
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