Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Live at Five


The first time I ever saw the inside of a television studio was almost forty years ago.  It was on the eve of the very first World Cup Gymnastics Meet, held then in the Miami Beach Convention Center.  A much smaller even than the one McDonalds now sponsors, it featured just a few competitors from the world’s elite band of gymnasts. Kathy Rigby and John Crosby represented the United States.  Russia’s entrie were Ludmilla Torescheva and Nikoli Andrianov.
I worked the event with members of the Miami Dade Junior College (MDJC) Gymnastics team and members of the Muriel Grossfeld School of Gymnastics, of which my college coach, Bruce Davis was the local owner and head coach.  Muriel Grossfeld, Bruce’s sister, was at the time the US Women’s Olympic coach.  Her husband, Abe was the Men’s Olympic coach.
I’m telling you this to explain what Bruce, a high school Sophomore named Kurt Thomas, and a couple other MDJC gymnasts and I were doing at the Miami CBS affiliate.  It was a short segment filmed as a promo for the upcoming inaugural World Cup Gymnastics Meet.  I took my camera along and did get some stills, but they’re long since gone.  Hey – it was almost forty years ago, remember?
The studio, even during the relative quiet between live broadcasts was still crawling with activity – and people.  A director, producer, several cameramen, the on air ‘talent’ hosting us, and of course, the guests – that would be us.
Now we fast forward almost forty years.
Reginald Roundtree & Heather Van Nest
I’ve gotten to know former Miami Beach policeman turned news anchor, Reginald ‘Big Daddy’ Roundtree, quite well during the last year.  Just as a sense of setting, I graduated from Carol City, a high school in Northwest Dade County, in 1971.  Reg graduated from Miami Beach High in 1975.  We probably sat across the field from each other at Traz-Powel stadium at MDJC in Opa-Locka, but never met until last year when Reginald asked me if I’d like to cover a story with him.  His side would be for TV while I would do my thing for the Tampa Examiner, an online column for which I usually do book reviews, but occasionally cover other community events.  I jumped at the chance, and we’ve been friends since.  In the coming weeks, I’ll be interviewing ‘Big Daddy Reggie’ for my column.
Last night my wife and I were Reggie’s guests on the News set at WTSP, 10News, the local Tampa-St. Petersburg CBS/Gannett News outlet.  All I can say is wow, things sure have changed!
We arrived at the station on Gandy Blvd around 4:15.  Reggie came down to the front lobby and ushered us into an empty studio and got us settled into our seats at the back to watch the magic begin.
L to R:  Reg, Melodie & Heather
Throughout the evening – we were there through the 5:00, 5:30, and 6:00 airings – we were made both welcome and comfortable by the floor director, Stephanie, Reg himself, his co-anchor Heather Van Nest, Chief Meteorologist Jim Van Fleet, reporters Chase Caine and Melody Michael, and Senior Sports Director Dave Wirth.  I really can’t emphasize enough how much the 10News team made us feel at home.  They were all business when he cameras were rolling, but as warm and welcoming as family during commercial breaks and off-site feeds.  You know that teasing, cut-up banter you see so much between local news teams during a broadcast?  These folks did it even when the cameras weren’t rolling.  We both got the feeling that this was more than a bunch of people thrown together by a television station to do a job.  They actually like each other, and click so well on air, because that’s how they are off-air.  The newest member of the team, Meteorologist Jim Van Fleet said working with this group of people felt like family.

Sports Director Dave Wirth
Jim Van Fleet at the Green Screen
One other thing stood out to us.  Everything, including the three large rolling cameras loaded with prompters and enough electronic gadgetry to make ‘Q’ happy, were run by Adam, a quiet guy in headphones sitting at a sophisticated control panel of buttons, slides, monitors and a joystick, in the back next to the Green Screen.  That’s where you had to pay attention.  The three large mobile cameras moved around the floor seemingly as if they had minds of their own.  Flashing safety lights notwithstanding, if you’re not paying attention, you could get run over!  The level of automation in the studio was just amazing.
And, as I said, the welcome we were given was warm and genuine.  These folk are real people who care about their community.  Reggie’s coverage of the Cleveland area high school shootings was warm and heartfelt.  Heather’s story about a new breast cancer screening was clearly from the heart.  Jim Van Fleet had us quietly chuckling over his on-air quip about the above normal temperatures expected during the upcoming local strawberry festival ‘baking the berries.’
The 10News Team: Jim, Reg, Heather & Dave
Overall from begin to end it was a great time for both my wife and I.  We learned a lot about what happens during a typical broadcast, and made some new friends.  Thanks Reg, Heather, Melodie, Jim, Dave and Stephanie.  It was great!
Hey – check out the new 10News team in the picture below:
L-R: Dave, Reg, Heather & Linda


Monday, February 20, 2012

Remembering Aunt Alice


Alice Eckhart (L) Jekyll Island, GA, June 1976

Thirty seven years ago this coming August, I had the great privilege of meeting three amazing individuals.  Within a year, one would become my Father-in-law, one my Mother-in-law, and the third my Aunt-in-law, although in all honesty they were just Mom, Dad, and Aunt Alice.

In ways unusual to me, and certainly outside of the family into which I was born, I was unaccustomed to seeing such broad, open acceptance of a newcomer into a very closely knit family as that I felt when I became a part of the Baier’s and Pletz’s of Lansing Michigan.
About a year after the wedding, Dad Baier would go home to meet the Savior he loved and served, fallen to inoperable cancer.  I can honestly say I have never met so Godly a man, or so consistent a man in my life.  Some have come close, and I mean no disrespect to them when I say this, but Oscar Baier was an amazing man who loved and served God as a deacon in his church, a faithful, loving husband, and adoring father to his two children, one of whom would be my wife for 22 years.  I still miss him every day of my life.
In the years following Dad Baier’s home going, Mom Baier, Aunt Alice, Grandma’s Baier and Pletz would eventually sell their individual homes, pool their resources, and build the home where the four ladies would live together.  Time’s passing brought the home going of both Grandmothers.  Hey lived into their ninety’s and brought joy into the lives of those who knew them, and left holes in the hearts of those who loved them, when they went to meet their Savior.
Saturday morning at seven minutes past midnight, Aunt Alice took her last breath in this realm and opened her eyes in the presence of Jesus.
When I first moved to Michigan, I lived in Aunt Alice’s spare room the summer leading up to my marriage to her niece.  A generous, independent woman, it was quickly obvious that beneath her sometimes gruff exterior beat a heart of pure gold.  I was never her ‘nephew-in-law’.  I was simply David.
Make no mistake, when I screwed up, something at which admittedly, I excel, she let me know it.  I never had to question where this sainted woman stood on a subject.  Open with her opinion, she expressed it with honesty and integrity, and never in my knowledge out of anger, although being who I know I am I’m certain there were many times she demonstrated great restraint around me.
She sang in the church choir, was active in women’s groups in her church, worked hard all of her life – even in retirement – and made brown gravy that was a food group all by itself.
She loved her brother, and never really got over his passing, or that of her own husband, whom I never met, early in their marriage.  Mom Baier, her brother’s wife, was her best friend – even before they were sisters-in-law.  Oh, there’s that word again.  There were no ‘in-laws’.  Marge was her sister, and her friend, and oh yes – her brother’s wife – probably in that order.
And as I said –she never treated me as an outsider ‘in-law’.  She loved me and demonstrated that love as much, I like to think, as she would her own child, had she been blessed to have one.  Rather than weep openly over not having children of her own, she extended the love she would have given them, to her brother’s two daughters, their husbands, their children, and ultimately, their grandchildren. And to the whole pack of us, she was simply, “Aunt Alice”.
Her funeral will be today, and I won’t be able to be in attendance, but there is an empty place in the core of my being that is exactly ‘Alice’ shaped.  I rejoice in the knowledge that she is, as the Apostle Paul wrote, ‘absent from the body, but present with the Lord,’ but I don’t think I will ever get over my personal, admittedly selfish sense of loss.  We were not related by blood, but I loved her none-the-less.
Some years back I dedicated my second collection of poetry to Alice and Marge with these words:

Dedicated to Alice Eckhart and Marge Baier
Sisters by marriage and best friends by choice.

Two Proverbs 31 women who always treated me like a son.

This is the title poem from the book, Alice’s Goldfinch.

Alice’s Goldfinch
By David Roth
© 5th December, 2008

Yellow bird,
perched on the shadow
of eternal Spring,
I envy you.

Thistle and flaxseed your dining delight,
window companion whose song gives me flight,
flittering gaily from dawn until night,
fly away, hide away sprite.

Little bird,
brave golden watcher
sentinel on vigil
blossom duty calls.

Sweet the attraction that brings me to you,
each year returning afresh and anew,
wait by my window, ignore the taboo,
je t’aime, merci beaucoup.


Alice Eckhart was a true Proverbs 31 woman. 
I still miss you, Aunt Alice.

Friday, February 10, 2012

Phobias & Other Confusing Things



I consider myself to be a reasonably rational individual.  I’m passionate about the things I believe, and try to be a student of why I believe a thing, or disbelieve a thing.  I’m admittedly anal retentive about using the correct word or words to state my (or your, for that matter) case.  This creates problems for me because my condition often results in a barrage of questions being heaped upon the shoulders of an individual using the wrong word.
For example, I am a Christian.  I believe that men are born sinners and that Oprah is 100% wrong in her assertion that all roads lead to heaven.  The Bible, after all, says Jesus is the only way, and states it in such way grammatically that the only way to draw any other conclusion is out of wilful ignorance.  I believe the Bible teaches that all human beings are born sinners, and that all human beings are sinners by choice.  That deadly combination results in a destiny of eternity in a very real place called Hell.  However, while I believe that God hates sin, He loves sinners and provided a means by which sinners can be redeemed from an eternity in Hell, and that means is faith in the death, burial, and resurrection of Jesus Christ as the payment of and for our sins.  The Bible is crystal clear on these things, but because human beings have the free choice to reject them, human beings often  skew things to excuse, hide, or couch their rejection by attacking those who believe them.
As a Christian, I believe the practice of homosexuality is a sin. However, I do not HATE homosexuals any more than I hate gluttons, liars, or speeders.  Gluttony is a sin.  Lying is a sin.  Speeding (breaking the law) is a sin.  The Bible is very clear about God’s position on sin.  He hates sin, but He LOVES sinners so much that He allowed Jesus to die for them – no exceptions, no exclusions.  If you accept Christ, you go to heaven.  It’s that simple.  If you reject Him, you don’t.
However, an interesting smokescreen has been employed to cover this particular  act of disobedience to God’s Word.
I am now called a ‘homophobe’ because I believe homosexuality is  sin.  Seriously?  I mean, do you even know the etymology of the tag you have chosen to describe me for my belief?  I thought not.
Here’s how it breaks down:

Homo - NOUN:

A member of the genus Homo, which includes the extinct and extant species of humans.
ETYMOLOGY: Latin homo, man; see dhghem- in Indo-European roots

Phobia: NOUN:
A persistent, abnormal, and irrational fear of a specific thing or situation that compels one to avoid it, despite the awareness and reassurance that it is not dangerous.
Put them together and what do you get?  “An individual who has a persistent and irrational fear of members of the genus Homo, which today means Human Beings!”
In other words, when you call me a homophobe, you’re trying to imply that I hate those who practice homosexuality, when in fact your choice of words suggests that I am afraid, irrationally so, of human beings!
For the record, neither choice is either true or accurate.  I am neither afraid of nor do I hate homosexuals.  I do believe that what they practice is sin.  Just like when I overeat it is sin.  But, I’m not a hater, nor am I fearful.
On that note, I have a question.  What is it about liberals that they want to put me in jail for smashing sea turtle eggs, but are willing to help me destroy my own unborn child?  And why do they scream “It’s a woman’s right to choose” when what they really mean is “Yeah, I know that when she chose to have unprotected sex with the understanding that she could very well become pregnant, she made her choice.  I think she should be allowed to change her mind even if it means destroying the human equivalent of that turtle egg.”
See what I mean?  There is no consistency – just double talk, justification, and semantics.  I suppose it was this knowledge that by giving His creation the ability to make wrong choices, they would more often than not choose wrongly, that He offered His Son on a Cross to redeem mankind from their sin.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

The Miracle Chip - A Review


Before I get to my review, please grant me a moment to explain why it’s been so long since the last one.  Just before Christmas I had two surgeries on my left arm – the stroke impaired one – to try to alleviate some of the neuromuscular impairment caused by my April, 2008 stroke.  I am still in recovery mode awaiting the beginning of physical therapy, but even with the surgeon’s restriction of lifting nothing heavier than a cup of coffee (there would have been real problems had he imposed that one as well), I can sort of type  - two fingers – with my left hand.  Any typo’s are thereby blamed on this impairment.
Now - let’s talk a little about The Miracle Chip, the new release by Tampa area author, Stanley Grainger and Xlibris Press, © 2011 by Stanley Grainger:
Library of Congress Control Number: 2011913997 ISBN:
Hardcover  978-1-4653-4845-6
Softcover  978-1-4653-4844-9
Ebook 978-1-4653-4846-3  (Kindle Locations 7-12). Xlibris. Kindle Edition.
That’s the raw skinny on it if you want to read it sight unseen, but, as Paul Harvey used to say, here’s the rest of the story.
Imagine, if you will, a time in the not too distant future a world in which a small but powerful faction of well-placed political, military and religious figures world-wide band together to create a one world society with a completely cashless society, single world religion (Roman Catholicism) and a single Emperor/President of the entire world, all made possible through the mandatory implementation of the neurobiologic ‘Miracle Chip’.
It sounds a bit like a science fiction techno thriller version of what you might get if you added one part Book of Revelation, one part Tribulation Series, one part (insert name of favorite techno-thrill author here), tossed them into a blender, and pour the contents into a book binder.
The story opens with former special forces operative Cantrell Stoggs hacking off his left arm with an ax to remove the dreaded chip, which intertwines itself into the host’s neuromuscular system in such symbiosis that it cannot be surgically removed.
This is followed by a faked jail escape, engineered by the secret faction to flush out Cantrell’s old black ops partner, Tracy Long.  They are joined by reporter/investigative journalist Janine McCormit as the trio runs from the secret society with hopes of rescuing Long’s kidnapped daughter, and stop this nefarious world takeover.
The book essentially reads in three phases.  A short, slowly paced beginning where all the usual suspects are introduced, a lengthy middle where the pace  picks up considerably, and an all too abrupt ending that, like the ending of Star Wars: A New Hope where you see Darth Vader’s T-fighter is spinning off into space and you just know somehow, you’ll see him again, screams sequel.
The concept is fairly good, fairly well developed, but lacking in areas like street dialog and the way characters are addressed by the narrator.  Writer Grainger also seems stuck, not unlike a record with a bad scratch, with a spot that so overuses adjectives before nearly every noun in the book, you’re left feeling like you’re reliving sentence diagramming in eleventh grade English.  Additionally, a reasonably good read is severely hurt by the very amateurish, comic-book like cover art that looks more like a badly copied frame from an episode of Beavis and Butthead than something to be taken as a serious read.
For these reasons, three stars out of five for The Miracle Chip, with the hope that the sequel, if there is one, will give a little more attention to the details.  This is a good start, but not quite yet ready for prime time.
Tampa readers can find The Miracle Chip. at Barnes and Noble on North Dale Mabry in Carrollwood, Books-A-Million on US 19 North in Port Richey, and other fine book sellers in the greater Tampa/St. Petersburg area It is also available to download from Amazon.com.
Interested Tampa readers can learn more about Stanley Grainger and his writing at  the author’s web site.

Monday, January 9, 2012

I'm Baaaaaaaaaaack!

    Well, here it is: the second day of the second week of my sixtieth year on this planet. Just so you’re not confused, I began the aforementioned sixtieth year in the first day of 2012; the day in which I, by no small coincidence, registered fifty-nine full years during which I satisfied all the major requirements of completion while simultaneously launching my quest to complete the sixtieth year. My ‘Certificate of Completion’ is, presumably, in the mail.

It would have been far less confusing to the reader id I’d just taken care of all these little administrative details on the calendar date actually set aside for such nonsense, but there you have it. The combination of my being who I am superimposed over the circumstance of you being who you are, and, well, let’s just face it.  If you’re not at least marginally lost or confused at this point, I’m doing something horribly wrong.

Don’t worry. I’m not going to go all Frank Pickle on you. Oh, just Google it – it will take far less of your valuable time. (I wonder when and how the proper noun ‘Google’ became the action verb ‘google’ and how and when society as a whole began to use them synonymously and interchangeably for ‘look it up’?)

I am too far into this to get away with ‘long story, short’ so I won’t even try.

On 20th December, my fifty-ninth year only eleven days from completion, I had round two of carpel tunnel surgery on my left hand (round one having been completed sometime during my thirty-second year).  To make it more interesting, they also rerouted the nerve trunk that normally resides comfortably between my left elbow and ulnar.  It is a condition known as ‘Cubital Tunnel Entrapment’ (not to be confused with digging out of Colditz with Dicky Attenborough or stealing fine objects de art with Sean Connery and Catherine Zeta Jones).

The procedure seem to be successful, although I am still at the recovery stage.  Physical Therapy for the left elbow and hand are still five weeks down the road.  Slightly less if I drive,

The wrist part of the procedure was a snap.  The Cubital Tunnel release part has left my arm still swollen, bruised, and the icebreaker for many a conversation with total strangers in the checkout line. “What’s the other guy look like?” (who said the other guy was a guy?). “That’ll teach you to mouth off to your wife.” (probable not).  That sort of thing.  The elbow, while no longer in excruciating pain from simply bending or extending it now just hurts all the time, but especially during that gap when the pain meds wear off and when I can take my next one, and even that is getting better.  I still have a rotator cuff repair on the same arm to undergo, but probably not for 6 months at least.

Now I said all that to say this.  Herein is my excuse for not writing a BLOG, Review, new bit of poetry or work on editing my latest novel length WIP.  My left hand was useless after a minute of typing, and trying it one handed required far too much effort.  Toss in Bowl season (The BCS has very nearly succeeded in completely destroying the tradition of College Bowl season) NFL playoff’s (where almost a rookie Tim Tebow made a laughing stock of the NFL’s best defense and the Hero of Steel Town ‘Little Ben’ and the start of Laugh-In 2012 (the Republican Presidential race), and there you have it.  Plus, I see no reason to make people suffer through things like my obscure observations during Holiday season.  Of course, on the other hand I’ve never let that stop me before.

Did I mention that this entire treatise was originally a monologue for Charlie Sheen to do on Two and a Half Men before CBS replaced him with Regis Philbin (or was that Demi Moore?)?  Anyway, at the last minute, CBS scrubbed the idea because Sheen was the only guy on the set who understood it.  And he was sober!  Frankly, that scares me too.

So, all things being equal, happy trails. And remember, no matter how bad things look, God is still in control, not Barry Soetoro.

P.S. – A recent scientific discovery suggests that the reason the Mayan Calendar has the world ending in December, 2012, is that the guy chiseling the tablet ran out of room.  Just a thought.

Monday, December 19, 2011

The Corner Stool


I was surprised that we had any customers that night. Oh, we were open – we’re almost always open, but that night, well, it was different.
It had been snowing all day, and with almost eighteen inches of the white stuff on the ground already, it showed no sign of letting up. There wasn’t even any cable TV – the weather, I imagine, so there wasn’t even a good ballgame to watch to pass the hours. I guess that’s what made it all so strange. Why were we open during the worst storm in 75 years, and who in their right mind would venture out into the stark, cold, bleak whiteout unless it was some sort of life or death emergency?
To be perfectly honest with you, I don’t even remember seeing him come in. I should have, you know?  I was pretty much alone, and can see the door from anyplace behind the bar, but I don’t remember seeing him enter. I don’t even remember the door opening, and you’d think with all that wind and snow I wouldn’t have missed that. But there he was, all alone on the corner stool.
He looked like the saddest, loneliest man on God’s green Earth
Seated it was hard to tell, but I would guess he would be about 6’2” tall and rubbing noses with 250 pounds. Bar light is a little tricky, especially in that corner, where it’s a little darker than in most other places, but the man’s weather worn face carried the creases and folds of what had to be 60 years of a difficult life, hidden behind a bushy salt and pepper beard that had a lot more salt in it than pepper. Even in this light, I could see that, while he seemed to be trying to hide them, he had piercing blue eyes. He was poorly dressed for the weather, in well worn faded dungarees and an old hooded Carhartt work jacket with patches on the elbows. His feet were barely covered in a ragged old pair of red converse high tops that had seen better days.
Well, I make more money when I talk to the customers, so I worked my way down the bar to where he was seated. “What’ll ya have?”  I  asked.
He looked up, locking those age weary eyes onto mine, and in a soft voice with an accent I couldn’t place, he said, “I hope this doesn’t sound too strange, but do you have any Christmas tea?”
Believe it or not, I did have some. I usually keep it on hand this time of year.  I had even stocked up on it last year when the tea blender that mixes this blend announced that it was being discontinued after this season. I usually ration it out a mug at a time for myself, but since we were the only two in the place, I didn’t mind sharing. I import the stuff from Europe but hey, it was Christmas Eve, after all, you know? Brew it nice and strong, and add a shot of smooth Jamaican spiced rum. I poured us each a mug, and drew up a stool across from him on my side of the bar.
Bing Crosby was singing White Christmas somewhere in the background, although I don’t remember anyone putting any money in the jukebox.
I slid his mug of tea across the bar to him, and asked what in the world he was doing out on such an awful night.
“It’s kind of a long story,” he said, sipping the tea. “Mmm – that certainly hits the spot. Thanks.”
“Well,” I answered, “I’m not going anywhere, and to tell you the truth, unless you’ve got a dog sled or snowmobile out there, I don’t think you are either.”
We both laughed at the prospect of being holed up in a bar during a blizzard, and then he told me his story.
“I’ve been up north a ways, and hitched my way down here. I guess I’ve been on the road for about a week now, but the days all sort of run together after a while, you know how it is.”
He said he’d been married a long time ago, but that she died before they ever started a family. Cancer, I think it was. She was the love of his life, and somehow he just didn’t think anyone could ever take her place, so he never remarried.
He moved around a lot – mostly up north. This was the first time this year he’d ventured this far south. That always sounds strange to me when I hear people say that. My place is in the part of Michigan locals call ‘the palm’ as they hold up their right hand and point to the middle at about the place circus gypsies call the life line. You can’t get much further north than where I am and still be in the United States, but I didn’t see the point of mentioning that little detail to him, so I just kept doing the ‘Cocktail’ thing. That’s me: Tom Cruise minus the good looks and bottle juggling, which is to say he talked, I listened. Bartenders are good at that sort of thing.
He said that tonight, it appeared, the journey brought him to my place. He said his being here sipping Christmas tea in my joint during a raging blizzard on Christmas Eve was serendipitous, whatever that is, but he never really explain why his being here was a serendipitous encounter.  Hey, he way buying and I got to add a new word to my vocabulary. My eleventh grade English teacher would have been proud had she been there to witness my etymological prowess.
We talked for several hours. He told me his stories, and I told him mine. I’m not sure whose were the sadder, but it seemed to me that I was doing more talking than he was.
He said he traveled mostly this time of year, because that’s when and where the need seemed to be the greatest. Mostly, he said, he just listened. That’s usually what I do, but tonight was different.
I guess it was around midnight, and three or four mugs of tea later that he said it was time for him to go. Of course, I tried to talk him out of it. Not that I wanted the company, but the storm, you see?  I had a spare room in the back, and a spare bed, and he was more than welcome to wait out the storm.
He just smiled and said he thought his job here was finished.
He asked how much he owed me, and I told him that it was on the house. I offered to make him one to go, and he agreed.
When I came back from the kitchen, the door was open. It had stopped snowing, and the moon was glowing full on a fresh new carpet of snow, that had to be now very close to two feet deep.
He was nowhere in sight.
Over in the corner, where the old man had been sharing tea and swapping stories with me, there was a small card.
I picked it up, and in a smooth, almost elegant handwritten script were the words, “Sometimes we entertain Angels unawares. Thank you, my friend.”  It was signed, “Nick.”
I never saw him come, and I never saw him leave. And, I never saw him again, but I’ll never forget that strange, snowy December night he stopped in and occupied the corner stool for a few hours.

Saturday, December 17, 2011

The Park


a Christmas tale in two languages

ONE

It is the fifth day of the twelfth month of the first year of the new millennium in this small country, best known for windmills, wooden shoes, dikes and tulips. The otherwise sleepy village is awake with the sounds of festive celebration. An impromptu carnival has erupted at the foot of the town's tallest hill, where children of all ages ride makeshift sleds at frantic speeds down the freshly fallen mantle of white, enjoying the rareness of the moment. The adults among them know full well how special this day is given the usual mildness of the winter, and the location of the village some 25 kilometers west of Amsterdam. They are far enough inland to have snow, yet close enough to the North Sea to be affected by the spiraling downdraft of the remnants of the Gulf Stream as it snakes its way back to its birthplace in the South Atlantic.
The hill is one of only a handful of such natural forest ripples in the otherwise flat landscape, a small park at the easternmost edge of the village. Majestic and proud it stands, an island of nature rising above the ravages of time; untouched by the machinations of civil engineering so necessary in the diminutive coastal nation in which the vast majority of real estate lay below sea level, and much of which has, in fact been reclaimed from the sea.
The topography of park is similar throughout:  compact stances of old growth forest punctuated by thin walking trails and narrow paved roadways. These rolling vistas are among the oldest…and highest in all of the western part of the country.
There is a small windmill there next to the bridge that reaches over the canal at the entrance to the park. At one time the structure had seen service as a tool in the vast national system of drainage and water control, but now serves as little more than window dressing; a silent sentry, guarding the eastern most entrance to the park. Behind the windmill (to the left as you face the park entrance) there is an animal park – not quite a zoo, but more like a petting zoo with deer, ducks, geese, goats, and other ‘dieren,’ as the local residents call them, you can feed and pet.
There is a small street on either side of the canal, each of which is lined end to end with the most beautiful array of chestnut trees. On the eastern side there is a quaint row of single dwelling houses – a rarity in a nation in which most families live in multiple family dwellings, some with thatched roofs. On the western side of the canal, is the park, a small pond, a medium sized grazing field immediately adjacent to the road, from which numerous paths lead into the ‘forest’.
It is the site of many adventures throughout the year.
In the more temperate seasons, one can hike in the woods, taking time if desired to observe nature at it most beautiful. There are flora and fauna here found nowhere else in the nation, much less the world. Even a casual observer can see the more commonplace inhabitants of any small copse of woodland. Rabbits and blackbirds; the variety unique to this area, with the cobalt blue and white wing markings are plentiful. The small zoo has reindeer roaming free behind a box-wire fence, but if you are very fortunate, now and then you also see a wild one scurry off into the woods.
Trails are lined with wild blackberries in the spring and crab apples in the late summer. In the autumn of each year, a small circus calls the field on the west side of the canal home, and in early October, you can easily spend a day dancing in the crisp fall air, rolling in graceful waves of fallen leaves and collecting chestnuts at the feet of the parallel ranks of chestnut trees lining either side of the two lane paved road.
Take a mid-summer stroll down the spider-web thin walking trails woven throughout the dense thickets, and you can see honeybees buzzing lazily about their business. If you were still enough, and alert enough, you might even be treated to the soft flit and momentary pause of a hummingbird, treating itself to a sip of nectar from the bright orange trumpet horns of honeysuckle growing along the way.
This is a magical place for the young…and young-at-heart!  You can build a secret hiding place from the fallen branches of towering pines, or storm the castle you imagine standing high atop the park’s tallest hill. You can climb trees so tall they seemed to scrape the sky, or play hide and seek behind the hunter green and bayberry red of wild holly. You might even imagine that you can hear the soft tinkle of the bells attached to the twin-horned hats worn by the small, elfish people legends say dwelt within the brightly colored toadstools that lay hidden in the shadows of the bountiful oak trees in the deepest part of the forest.
And, of course, if it gets cold enough, in the winter you can skate along the canal and over the small pond at the edge of the tree line.
But this day is a special, festive day that would have been festive anyway, but which is made all the more so for the appearance of the predawn snowfall. While it is all new and exciting to the children, it is all the more so for the adults, because none of them could remember a day in their lifetimes when snow had come on Sinterklaas day!
The day is special because it is the eve of ‘Sinterklaas Dag’. Sometime during the coming night, when, at least in theory, the children are sleeping, Sinterklaas, Saint Nikolas, or simply ‘de Sint - the Saint’ assisted by his ‘Swaarte Piet – Black Peter’ helpers, will arrive. Children throughout the country will leave small wooden shoes outside their bedroom doors, hopeful that in the morning they will be filled to overflowing with ‘snoepjes’ and ‘peppernoten’. There is great anticipation of the brightly colored presents, each with the traditional poem attached.
But, all that happens later. Tomorrow will be a national holiday – no school or work, but today it’s snowing!  No school or work!  For now, there is the park, and the snow, and the brisk morning air, and the promise of a steaming mug of marshmallow covered hot cocoa when you get home.


TWO

The girl is ten years old. Her brother, is eight, but for only four more days, he is quick to point out. Their blond hair and pale blue eyes seem somehow out of place when standing next to the mother with the fiery red hair and sea green eyes. It is four o’clock, and she can’t sleep. After what seems an eternity to her, she climbs out of bed to relieve her heavy bladder, but can’t resist first peeking through the curtained window at the foot of her bed.
She is jolted fully awake at the sight of the nickel sized flakes of snow drifting lazily to the earth below. Already there is a coating of wet, heavy snow, 12 to 15 centimeters deep, covering the ground, and weighing down the tops of the big juniper trees guarding the entrance to their small front garden. Forgetting about her slippers and robe, and the bladder that had so rudely awakened her, she darts through the door and down the short hall to her brother’s room, singing as she runs, “it’s snowing, it’s snowing, tra-la-la-la-la-la!”
All around the small village the scene is oft repeated as the sound of excited voices is heard through the muffled dreams of their parents, and tiny feet dance with frantic jubilation in home after home after home. Snow in this tiny land is rare, and tends to disappear quickly on the warm ground below. If you are going to do anything at all, you have to act with haste.
Speed is the order of the day. Mama rouses the children, while Papa starts breakfast. Mama supervises the warm dressing while Papa loads the sleds into the boot. Everyone piles into the car and hurries to be the first to arrive at the sledding hills. Late comers will be disappointed, for the snow will wear down quickly. By time the sun first peers sleepily over the eastern horizon, the hills will be filled with the happy sound of children laughing, sleds swooshing, and parents huddling together in hushed whispers at the foot of the sled paths.
Small fires start popping up in the picnic pits located around the base of the hills. Children stop by for a warming break between frantic dashes up and down the hills, while their parents stand around, engaged in meaningless conversation and tossing occasional glances towards the colorful bundles of energy rocketing gleefully down the graceful slopes.
It is, as has been noted, truly a festive, carnival atmosphere! 
The little blond haired girl slides down the hill on her small steel railed sled while her brother and mother speed past on the blue plastic snow-sail. Blue and green eyes flash while belligerent strands of yellow and red hair wave riotously from under their stocking caps and scarves.
From the bottom of the hill, where they look to see who has had the longest ride, they ease off the sleds, roll in the snow and giggle, only to run to the top of the hill and try again. Other children are off to the side making castles of packed snow from which they will launch blinding arrays of round, white missiles. Still others, older, but not quite adults, lie on their backs side by side, rapidly waving their legs and arms to leave the impression that an angel alighted in that spot.
As is the custom in the whole of the country, most of the people involved in the impromptu festival have brought hot beverages and snacks along, and very soon steaming cups of coffee, cider, hot cocoa, holiday tea and hot, spiced wine are passed among the circles of people huddling cozily around the fires, while large, cottony flakes of snow float lazily from puffy, steel-gray skies, dotting the hats and mittens of the children at play, and sparkling in the soft morning light like the luster of a thousand, million diamonds. And if someone had suggested, however in jest it may be, that if you listen closely you could hear the far off tinkle of sleigh bells, no one would have argued the point.
But all too soon, the ambient warmth of the ground beneath them begins to exert its authority over snowfall and celebrants alike. Much too quickly for anyone’s liking, the sun begins poking pencil thin beams of light through the canopy of clouds. Almost as abruptly as it had begun, the revelry comes to an abrupt, if unwanted end. One by one the sleds and their riders begin to make their way, however reluctantly, to the relative warmth of their cars and dry confines of their homes.
Much to their mutual displeasure, the disappointed children quietly tuck the last strands of blond hair beneath their caps, recover their sleds, and trudge wearily but unwillingly behind their equally weary red haired mother. The first to arrive this morning before Sinterklaas, these three are the last to leave. Protests to the contrary aside, they are both fast asleep before their mother’s automobile passes beyond the windmill standing silent sentry at the entrance to the park.




HET PARK
Een Kerstmis verhaal in twee talen

Hoofdstuk 1

Het is de vijfde dag van de twaalfde maand van het eerste jaar van het nieuwe millennium in dit kleine landje, het best bekend om zijn molens, klompen, dijken en tulpen. Het anders slaperige stadje is wakker van de geluiden van  feestelijkheden..Een geïmproviseerd festijn is ontstaan aan de voet van de grootste heuvel van de stad, waar kinderen van alle leeftijden slee rijden met een enorme snelheid naar beneden over de vers gevallen witte mantel, genietend van het speciale moment. De volwassenen onder hen weten hoe speciaal deze dag is omdat normaal de winter mild is, en de locatie van het dorp ongeveer 25 kilometer ten westen van Amsterdam. Ze zitten ver genoeg in het binnenland om sneeuw te hebben, maar ook dichtbij de Noordzee om beïnvloed te zijn door de neerwaartse spiraal die overblijft van  de Golf stroom die terugglijdt naar zijn geboorteplaats in de Zuid Atlantische Oceaan.
De heuvel is een van de enige van een handvol natuurlijke rimpelingen in het anders platte landschap, een klein park aan de meest oostelijke rand van het dorp. Majestueus en trots staat het, een eiland van natuurlijke verhoging boven de verwoesting van tijd; onaangeraakt door de machines van beschaafde bouwkunde, om de zo nodig in dit miniatuur  kustland, waar de meerderheid van huizen beneden het zeeniveau liggen, en waar veel is teruggenomen door de zee.
Een park ziet er altijd hetzelfde uit: bomen staan altijd op dezelfde manier, in een oud bos, geaccentueerd door smalle wandelpaden en geasfalteerde wegen.. Dat soort vergezichten zijn oud en de hoogste vergezichten in het westen van het land.
Er staat een kleine windmolen, daar, naast de brug die over het kanaal spant bij de ingang van het park. Ooit diende dit bouwwerk als hulp voor het nationale drainage systeem en de controle over het water, nu is het niet veel meer dan een versiering; een stille wachter, die het oostelijk deel van het park bewaakt. Achter de windmolen (aan de linkerkant , kijkend naar de ingang van het park) is een dierenpark – niet echt een dierentuin, maar meer een kinderboerderij met herten, eenden, ganzen, geiten en andere ‘dieren’, zoals de locale bevolking ze noemt, je kan ze voeren en aaien.
Aan elke kant van het kanaal is een kleine straat, elk afgezoomd door de prachtigste kastanjebomen. Aan de oostzijde staat een gemoedelijk serietje vrijstaande woonhuizen – een zeldzaamheid in een land waar meeste families in rijtjeshuizen leven sommige met strooien daken. Aan de westelijke kant van het kanaal is het park, een kleine vijver, een middelgroot grasveld gelijk naast de weg, vanwaar ontelbare paden leiden naar het "woud".
Er spelen zich vele avonturen af door het jaar heen.
In het gematigd seizoen kan men door het bos wandelen, desgewenst de tijd nemend om de natuur te aanschouwen wanneer zij op haar mooist is. Hier komt men flora en fauna tegen zoals nergens elders in het land, nergens elders in de wereld. Zelfs de niet al te oplettende toeschouwer kan de bewoners opmerken in het kreupelhout van het omenland. Konijnen en merels; de unieke varieteit van dit gebied, met het kobaltblauw en de vele witte markeringen op de vleugels. In de kleine dierentuin lopen de rendieren vrij rond achter een hek, maar als je geluk hebt zie je er zo nu en dan ook één in het wild, wegrennen naar het bos.
Paden zijn gemarkeerd met braamstruiken in de lente en wilde appels in de late zomer. Elk jaar in de herfst bezet een klein circus het veld aan de westzijde van het kanaal en vroeg in oktober kun je met gemak een dag dansend spenderen in de frisse herfstlucht, rollen door elegante golven van vallende bladeren en kastanjes verzamelen, liggend aan de voet van de kastanjebomen, die aan elke kant staan van de geasfalteerde tweebaans weg.
Wandel hartje zomer op de smalle paden door de gewoven spinnenwebben en zie de honingbijen zich lui zoemend aan hun taak kwijten. Als je stil en alert genoeg bent kun je zelfs verrast worden door het zachte gefladder van een kolibrie, die zichzelf tegoed doet aan een teugje honing uit de helder oranje trompetbloemen van de kamperfoelie langs de weg.
Dit is een betoverende plek voor hen die jong zijn...en jong van hart zijn!  Je kan een geheime schuilplaats bouwen van de afgevallen takken van hoge pijnbomen, of het kasteel bestormen die je zo voor je ziet bovenop de hoogste heuvel in het park. Je kan bomen beklimmen die zo hoog lijken dat ze de wolken lijken aan te raken, of verstoppertje spelen achter de groene en rode hulststruiken. Je kan je zelfs inbeelden het zachte geklingel van belletjes horen, belletjes die vastzitten aan dde tweehoornige hoedjes, gedragen door de kleine elfjes. Deze worden beschreven in de legendes, ze verblijven in de helder gekleurde paddestoelen die in de schaduw van de eikenbomen staan, diep in het bos.
En natuurlijk, als het koud genoeg wordt, kan je over het kanaal schaatsen en op de vijver, aan de rand van de bomenlijn.
Maar deze dag is een speciale, feestelijke dag, het zou al sowieso een feestelijke dag zijn, maar nu nog meer, aan de vooravond van de sneeuwval. Terwijl het allemaal nieuw en opwindend is voor de kinderen, des te meer is het voor de volwassenen, want niemand kon zich herinneren dat het ooit sneeuwde op Sinterklaas!
Het is een speciale dag, want het is de vooravond van "Sinterklaas Dag". Ergens in de komende nacht zal, wanneer theoretisch de kinderen behoren te slapen, Sinterklaas, Sint Nicolaas, of eenvoudigweg "de Sint", geassisteerd door zijn hulpen, de Zwarte Pieten, arriveren. Kinderen door het hele land zetten hun kleine klompen buiten de slaapkamerdeur, hopend dat die in de ochtend gevuld zullen zijn met snoep en pepernoten. Grote verwachtingen zijn er over de kleurrijk ingepakte cadeaus, elk vergezeld met een traditioneel gedicht.
Maar dat zal allemaal later komen. Morgen is het eerst een nationale feestdag ?  Geen school, geen werk, maart vandaag sneeuwt het! Geen school, geen werk!  Nu is er alleen maar het park, en de sneeuw, en de frisse ochtendlucht, en de belofte van een hete kop chocolademelk als je thuiskomt.


Hoofdstuk 2

Het meisje is tien jaren oud. Haar broer, is acht, maar dat verandert over een paar dagen, en dat maakt hij wel duidelijk. Hun blonde haren en lichtblauwe ogen lijken op de een of andere manier niet te kloppen als ze naast hun moeder staan met haar vurige rode haren en zeegroene ogen. Het is 4 uur, Lianne kan niet slapen. Na wat een eeuwigheid leek klimt ze uit bed om naar de WC te gaan, maar ze kan het niet weerstaan even door de gordijnen te koekeloeren aan het voeteneind van haar bed.
Volledig wakker was ze plots! Ze zag de sneeuwvlokken zo groot als een euro zachtjes naar de aarde vallen. Er lag al een tapijt van natte, maar zware sneeuw, zo'n twaalf tot vijftien centimeter dik, op de grond, maar ook op de takken van de jeneverbessen langs de kant van de kleine voortuin. Ze vergat haar sandalen en haar ochtendjas, ze vergat de WC, ze snelde naar de slaapkamer deur en ging door de kleine gang naar de kamer van haar broer. Ze rende en zong: "Het sneeuwt, het sneeuwt, tra-la-la-la!"
Overal in het kleine dorp gebeurt hetzelfde, als het geluid van opgewonden stemmetjes doordringt door de gedemptheid van de dromen van hun ouders. Kleine voetjes dansen met plezier, huis na huis. Sneeuw in dit kleine landje is zeldzaam, en verdwijnt snel van de te warme grond. Als je er iets mee wilt zal je snel moeten zijn.
Snelheid is het devies van de dag. Moeder helpt haar kinderen, terwijl vader het ontbijt maakt. Moeder zorgt voor de warme kleding, terwijl vader de sleeën in de boot legt. Laatkomers zullen teleurgesteld zijn, want de sneeuw zal snel weer weggesmolten zijn. Als de zon langzaam en slaperig boven de oostelijke horizon verschijnt zijn de heuvels gevuld met geluiden van gelukkige en lachende kinderen, zwiepende sleeën, en ouders dichtbij elkaar, fluisterend aan de voet van de slee paden.
Kleine vuren worden aangelegd op de picknick plaatsen die rond de heuvels liggen. Kinderen stoppen daar om zich even te warmen, hun wilde tochten op en neer de heuvels onderbrekend, terwijl hun ouders daar staan. Verwikkeld in zinloze gesprekken en zo nu en dan een blik werpend op de kleurrijke meute van energie dat zomaar de gracieuse hellingen afglijdt.
Het is, zoals eerder opgemerkt, een waarlijk feestelijke sfeer!
Het kleine blonde meisje glijdt naar beneden op haar kleine stalen slee, terwijl haar broer en moeder snel voorbijgaan op de blauwe plastic slee. Blauwe en groene ogen glanzen terwijl ongehoorzame lokken van geel en rood haar onder de wollen mutsen en sjaals uitkomen.
Aangekomen aan de voet van de heuvel, waar ze kijken wie er het langst over deed glijden ze van hun slee, rollen in de sneeuw en giechelen, maar dan wel om onmiddellijk weer de heuvel te beklimmen en nog eens te gaan. Andere kinderen zijn aan de kant bezig kastelen te bouwen van sneeuw, van waaraf zij een salvo van ronde witte kogels zullen afvuren. Weer anderen, ouder maar nog niet volwassen, liggen op hun rug, naast elkaar, heel snel hun armen en benen bewegend, om de impressie achter te laten dat daar een engel is geweest
Zoals het gewoon is in het hele land hebben de meeste mensen die naar dit geïmproviseerde festival zijn gekomen warme dranken en hapjes meegenomen. Al heel snel worden kokende mokken koffie, cider, hete chocola, thee en Bisschopswijn rondgedeeld in de kring van mensen die zich hebben verzameld rond de kampvuren. Ondertussen dwarrelen grote katoenachtige vlokken sneeuw naar beneden uit dikke staalgrijze wolken, ze vallen op de petten en mutsen van de kinderen die spelen, en ze glinsteren in het ochtendlicht, als de glans van duizend, een miljoen diamanten. Als iemand, misschien als scherts, had gezegd dat je de slee bellen van de Kerstman kon horen, ik denk dat niemand dat zou betwisten.
Maar, veel te vroeg begint de warmte van de aarde al de sneeuw en de feestvierders te overwinnen. Veel te snel begint de zon met vlijmscherpe stralen de wolken te doorbreken. Zo abrupt als het begon, zo plots en ongewenst is de feestvreugde weer voorbij. Één na één gaan de sleeën en hun berijders weer hun eigen weg, met tegenzin, naar de relatieve warmte in hun auto en de droogte van hun huizen.
Tegen hun zin stoppen de teleurgestelde kinderen stil hun laatste blonde haren weer onder hun muts, vinden hun slee terug en sjouwen moe maar onwillig achter hun evenzo vermoeide roodharige moeder. Ze waren de eersten deze ochtend voor Sinterklaas, ze zijn de laatste die weggaan. Afgezien van hun onwil, ze waren alle twee diep in slaap, voordat hun moeders auto de windmolen passeerde, die nog steeds als wacht stond naast de ingang van het park.